Sad To Announce I Did Not Qualify For Mens 2024 Olympic Gymnastics Team

But happy to announce USA Gymnastics is officially naming a new event after me called
“The Rock upside down manspread pike full idiot dismount” - while holding his tequila in the can without spilling one drop” Perfection ?????

Shout to all our U.S. Olympians, representing like champions and being the “hardest workers in the room”.
Super proud and inspired ??❤️
#olympics ??