Martin Amini brings the **I’m Not Toxic, I’m Healing Tour** to New Brunswick, New Jersey — and somehow turns the show into a full-blown live dating experiment. 😂
After roasting some Jersey homies and giving a 27-year-old bartender life advice, Martin starts another round of **Wholesome Homie matchmaking**.
One woman reveals she discovered her ex on Grindr. Two completely different men compete for her — until one casually admits **he already has a girlfriend** while standing on stage.
Then a retired Palestinian homie looking to start a family gets his chance at love, followed by an Ecuadorian bartender who says he’s been single his whole life and **dates to marry**.
By the end of the night, women are volunteering from the audience, one contestant gets eliminated because she vapes, and somehow Martin manages to create **two actual matches**.
New Jersey was chaos. 😂
**TIMESTAMPS**
00:00 – New Jersey Crowd Work Begins
02:08 – Roasting the Jersey Homies
03:10 – Giving a 27-Year-Old Life Advice
05:31 – Both Best Friends Are Bartenders 😂
07:51 – He Just Got Out of a 5-Year Relationship
08:30 – Martin Starts the Dating Show
09:23 – Meet Lucinda
09:45 – She Found Her Ex on Grindr 😭
11:44 – Who Wants to Date Lucinda?
14:02 – Two Men Compete for Her
15:37 – Meet the Palestinian Homie
16:01 – His Dream to Open an Orphanage
17:18 – Lucinda Has Two Very Different Options
18:27 – Lucinda Asks About Their Red Flags
19:00 – He Admits He Already Has a Girlfriend 😳
20:49 – Now We Find the Palestinian Homie a Date
22:30 – Meet Dre From Trinidad
24:50 – Did We Just Find a Match?
25:17 – First Match of the Night ❤️
26:06 – Finding the Ecuadorian Bartender a Date
27:04 – He’s Been Single His Whole Life
28:16 – “I Date to Marry” Changes Everything
28:35 – Women Start Coming on Stage
29:39 – Meet Alex
30:44 – Meet Adriana
31:19 – Why Dating Is Hard in 2026
32:26 – His Biggest Dating Dealbreaker
32:55 – She Gets Eliminated for Vaping 😂
33:50 – The Final Match
34:05 – Second Match of the Night ❤️
35:53 – Two Matches, One Crazy Night
36:11 – Martin Amini Tour Dates
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