Study Finds Ancient Romans Used Poop As Medicine
A study published in the Journal Of Archaeological Science found that the Romans used human feces in medical treatments after discovering glass bottles containing the substance, the first time that physical evidence has been documented although Roman texts described the practice. What do you think?
“Archaeologists should really keep some discoveries to themselves.”
Alexander Lamb, Stemware Expert
“My health insurance only covers generic feces.”
Teddy Pakula, Wig Stylist
“What other disgusting secrets do the ancients hold?”
Hilda Pooler, Workshop Scheduler
