If WFAN radio host Shaun Morash ever posts something thoughtful or thought-provoking on social media, it means he’s probably pooping.
Morash confronted Craig Carton this week after learning WFAN’s afternoon drive host clips his fingernails in a shared studio. As Morash called the hygiene practice “one of the most gross things that anybody on planet Earth could possibly do in a communal workplace,” Carton entered the studio to defend himself.
There really was no defense, however, as Carton admitted to clipping his nails at the shared desk. And after the admission, Morash revealed he has what some might believe is an even more bizarre place to cut his nails.
“I have a strict fingernail cutting time. It’s whenever I go number two,” Morash said before acting out how he manages to cut and dispose of his fingernails while sitting on the toilet.
After he’s done cutting his fingernails, Morash said there’s something else he likes to do when he goes number two, he likes to share some of his best thoughts and takes with the world.
“I usually send my deepest tweets from the toilet, and I get all my nail clipping done and I flush them,” Morash said, noting he keeps his phone on the counter next to him and gives it a quick wipe on the way out of the bathroom. Which means, these are some of the tweets that may have been posted while Morash was pooping.
Let’s not act like using your phone on the toilet is abnormal, although as Howard Stern has shared, it can greatly increase your risk of developing hemorrhoids. But it will now be difficult to see any future Morash social media posts without wondering where he is posting them from.
So, the next time Morash posts a hot take, maybe you should send him some words of encouragement or ask him how it’s going? Because we all now know what he’s probably doing. Then again, may we never forget the time Morash hosted a national radio show while pooping.
