The Iran War By The Numbers
Since the U.S. and Israel attacked Iran on Feb. 28, hostilities have escalated into naval blockades and threats from both sides that could spark a wider war. The Onion examines the key facts and figures behind the conflict.
10-20
Synonyms for “boondoggle” journalists aren’t allowed to use
8.6 million
Schoolchildren remaining in Iranian stockpiles
19-ish
Missiles U.S. will have left for next three decades of global conflicts
2104
Year the last Strait of Hormuz mine is discovered by a Carnival Cruise ship
3
Number of future generations that will fight this war
1
Number of blood clots it would take to end this all
