What To Know About ‘Euphoria’ Season 3
After leaving fans waiting for more than four years, Euphoria is back for its third and final season. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the HBO drama.
Q: Which members of the cast are returning?
A: Willingly, none of them.
Q: How many episodes will there be?
A: This season will make up for lost time by being 94 episodes long.
Q: With a five-year time jump, what are the characters up to now?
A: Cassie is launching an OnlyFans, Jules is working as a sugar baby, Nate is a gigolo, Maddy is a human footstool, and Rue is a high-end glory hole owner.
Q: Do I need to watch the previous seasons first?
A: If you want to be as confused as everyone else is, yes.
Q: Is Luke Combs in it?
A: Uh, no. Was he supposed to be?
Q: Should I watch it to understand my kids better?
A: Only if your kid is Sam Levinson, who needs to be understood better.
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