The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Taylor Frankie Paul

Secret Lives Of Mormon Wives star Taylor Frankie Paul is under fire after a video that shows her assaulting an ex-boyfriend went viral. The Onion sat down with Paul to discuss ABC’s decision to pull her season of The Bachelorette. The Onion : Would you like to have a seat before we get started? Paul: I legally cannot come within 50 feet of any chair, stool, or chaise lounge. The Onion : Is this the lowest point of your life? Paul: Assuming no one finds the other videos, yes. The Onion : Will MomTok survive this? Paul: You cannot kill what is not truly alive. The Onion : Has the controversy cost you any other work? Paul: Yeah, I don’t think I’m in the running for James Bond anymore. The Onion : What’s your biggest turn-on? Paul: When a guy offers to pay my bail. The Onion : In the wake of the video, do you have any regrets? Paul: Not using a ring light. The Onion : What’s next for you? Paul: Working with Colleen Hoover to turn my life story into a rom-com.
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