The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Taylor Frankie Paul
Secret Lives Of Mormon Wives star Taylor Frankie Paul is under fire after a video that shows her assaulting an ex-boyfriend went viral. The Onion sat down with Paul to discuss ABC’s decision to pull her season of The Bachelorette.
The Onion : Would you like to have a seat before we get started?
Paul: I legally cannot come within 50 feet of any chair, stool, or chaise lounge.
The Onion : Is this the lowest point of your life?
Paul: Assuming no one finds the other videos, yes.
The Onion : Will MomTok survive this?
Paul: You cannot kill what is not truly alive.
The Onion : Has the controversy cost you any other work?
Paul: Yeah, I don’t think I’m in the running for James Bond anymore.
The Onion : What’s your biggest turn-on?
Paul: When a guy offers to pay my bail.
The Onion : In the wake of the video, do you have any regrets?
Paul: Not using a ring light.
The Onion : What’s next for you?
Paul: Working with Colleen Hoover to turn my life story into a rom-com.