Artist Profile: Jelly Roll
Jelly Roll, the artist behind songs “Son Of A Sinner” and “Save Me,” has announced a 2026 tour. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the singer.
Birthplace: Walmart bathroom
Legal Name: Davidson County Inmate No. 248323
Genre: Country for people who don’t like music
Easily Identifiable By: Tattoo-shaped birthmarks on face
Common Lyrical Themes: Faith, Ozempic side effects
Vocal Style: Energy drink burp
Often Confused With: Michael Bublé
Pardoned By Tennessee Governor For: Cheating on wife
Grammy Wins: Somehow
Current Project: Writing next James Bond theme
