Artist Profile: A$AP Rocky
Rapper A$AP Rocky has released Don’t Be Dumb, his first album in eight years. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the artist.
Genre: Brand collaboration
Famous Relatives: Rihanna’s kids
Biggest Career Risk: Nodding off during Smurfs premiere
Citations From Massachusetts Department Of Fish And Game: Three
Personal Style: Businessman who sprinted through a silk scarf store
Favorite Thing To Do On Phone: Press “1” to confirm Rihanna’s ob-gyn appointment
Recurring Nightmare: Looking down and realizing he showed up to the Met Gala completely naked
Review Of Sweden: Good food, weird locals, three stars
