Brock Lesnar vs Gollum, one fight, two rounds, and nobody in the building understood the rules.
The referee tries to explain "no jewelry" to a creature that has owned one piece of jewelry for 500 years.
Round 1: Brock shoots the double leg and Gollum slides straight through his legs. Then the boxing starts, and it is crisp. Jab, jab, cross, hook to the body, a mule kick, a dropkick, and a cut over Brock's eye before the round is half done.
The corners: Brock gets hurt on the fence and the horn saves him. Georges St-Pierre gives him one instruction in his Québécois accent. Across the cage, Tony Ferguson coaches Gollum.
Round 2: Gollum cheats. He slips the Ring on, disappears, and hits Brock from thin air until a blind backfist knocks him visible again. Point deducted. Foreign object.
The war: ground and pound, a soap escape, a flying knee from a creature three feet tall, a suplex, and a body shot that finally folds Gollum against the fence.
The finish: Gollum jumps. You already know what GSP said.
Timestamps
0:00 Walkouts and the ring check
0:30 Round 1: through the legs, the boxing, the cut
1:00 Brock hurt, the horn, GSP's corner, Ferguson with Gollum
1:30 Round 2: the Precious, the point deduction, the takedown
2:00 Ground and pound, flying knee, the firefight, the suplex
2:30 The catch, the slam, the TKO
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