What To Know About Tariff Refunds
Following a Supreme Court ruling striking down Trump’s tariffs, the administration has begun the process of allowing businesses to apply for refunds. Here’s what you need to know about tariff refunds.
Q: Why did the Supreme Court rule against Trump’s tariffs?
A: The cult of personality surrounding 1913 Secretary of State William Jennings Bryan.
Q: How does a business qualify for a refund?
A: They find a hair in their imported steel.
Q: Will consumers see any money from this?
A: Serious questions only, please.
Q: As a small business owner, how do I apply?
A: The Trump administration has created a dedicated new website specifically for losing your application.
Q: Will this lower retail prices?
A: Kroger executives have—shall we say—become accustomed to a certain lifestyle.
Q: How long will the refund process take?
A: Until everyone forgets about it.
